Brilliant, hilarious satirical article written by a fabulous body-positive woman. Personally, I ADORE the galaxy dress.
I should put up a caution here, though, for satirical discussion of fat-shaming and related “how to not look fat” advice.
My favourite quote:
Biggify your hair! Or wear something else on your head — something distracting, like a live chicken or a talking animatronic bust of Carl Sagan — to draw attention away from your disgusting body!
Without further ado, here’s the article. Non hyperlink version here: