Spring Fatshion Guide

Brilliant, hilarious satirical article written by a fabulous body-positive woman. Personally, I ADORE the galaxy dress.

I should put up a caution here, though, for satirical discussion of fat-shaming and related “how to not look fat” advice.

My favourite quote:

Biggify your hair! Or wear something else on your head — something distracting, like a live chicken or a talking animatronic bust of Carl Sagan — to draw attention away from your disgusting body!

Without further ado, here’s the article. Non hyperlink version here:

http://www.xojane.com/clothes/spring-fatshion-guide-how-to-look-skinny-when-you-are-enormously-fat-secrets-revealed?utm_medium=facebook

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